Dear Parrots magazine,
Parrotwood!
Congratulations to PG (Parrot Guru) Media Works for bankrolling ‘Cocktail’, India’s first film to feature a cockatoo in the lead role (Parrots 257).
Evidently this film comes from the Pollywood stable, and the cockatoo’s name is Oscar. I fervently hope that the cocktail in mind is not ‘Snakebite’, nor ‘Death in the Afternoon’.
Yours cockily
Dr David Waugh